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Sup homes. This is mah blog. It's new, it's hip. It's on the Internet. Ok, time for a change in font. Man, Lucida Grande needs to beat it. So, if anyone really wants to post on this blog, that's cool wit me. Just, uh...make sure that they aren't abusive to anyone (except people I don't like), aren't pervasive (whatever that means, just don't do it), aren't rude (unless really funny), aren't too long (who really cares that much about what you have to say? JK!), aren't too short (you're takin' up space here), aren't too stupid (we want to promote healthy and free-thinking enterprises here), aren't too repetitive (talk about hypocracy), aren't too smart (I gotta read these, too), aren't too Republican (keep it real), aren't too Democratic (ok, so you guys won the election. Don't ruin it), aren't too anarchical (I kinda like our government, so let's keep it, shall we? That means Commies, too), aren't too biased against Disney plush dolls that look like pillows and are only $18 at the Disney store (what? THEY'RE FREAKING AWESOME!), aren't too biased against Pokemon (hey, it's a great franchise, why diss it? Microsoft sucks, I know, but they're from america. It's different), aren't too against Jesus (He's there whether you like it or not), aren't too biased against Lisa (cuz she's awesome), and, lastly but not leastly, not in any way detrimental, harmful, sinister, cynical of, insidious towards, or downright mean, against my leather jacket. Just kidding. Post whatever you want. But...be considerate of others. Otherwise I'll delete your post. Why? CUZ I CAN. And being a sycophant towards me will only work against you. And Lisa is awesome.